>The boxes seem to be multiplying. I swear I’ve unloaded at least 20 of the things, but the den is still full of crap. Not to mention that I can’t seem to find some of my clothes. How does some stuff disappear in a sea of boxes? Also, were the hell is my nail file? I can’t find my some other toiletries either. I swear I’ve checked inside every box.
Maybe some gnomes stole my stuff and replaced it with a bunch of boxes full of rocks. Of course, I could just take the time to actually unpack each box before I jump to such a silly conclusion.
>Damn gnomes.