>Lately, my dating track record has been crap. It’s been almost a month since I went out on a date. Over the past week, I’ve initiated contact with 8 guys, only to be rejected by all of them. To an insult to injury, most of them weren’t that attractive in the first place. Of course, there was one guy who contacted me first, but his silence now indicates that he didn’t seem to like my response. I know there are men interested in me. They seem to always fall into one of two categories: Nice guy, but unattractive or creepy perv And before you get all judgmental, I’ve gone out with the unattractive nice guy. Either he was boring or I just didn’t feel that spark and isn’t that what we all want?
Needless to say, my frustration has reached a new peak. Combine it with abject loneliness and what do you get? Depression! And I know most men find a sad woman utterly attractive. My abs get a great workout when I get those uncontrollable crying fits that make my body seize up and drool drip from my mouth.
Traditionally, I would treat my symptoms with the likes of chocolate or a variety of baked goods, but since I’m trying not to be a fat girl anymore, I don’t have that “medicinal” option. I’ve considered the possibility of becoming an alcoholic, but that seems expensive and I’m way too much of a control freak to be drunk all the time. It might, however, make my writing that much better.