>From my very limited online dating experience, I thought I’d share a few hidden meanings behind some of the things guys write in their profiles:
Disease free – This dude has slept with so many chicks, he is a member of the customer loyalty program at the local free clinic. Two more visits and he gets a free sandwich!
No drama – This guy’s most recent ex-girlfriend is resting comfortably at the Shady Acres Home for the Unstable after she came at him with a kitchen knife trying to re-enact that cave scene from Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom. Kali Ma! Kali Ma!
I’ll fill more in later – This guy is too lazy to finish this profile so he’s probably also too lazy to take this dating thing too seriously. Or maybe he’s just looking for a little “fun” on the side.