>I’ve been avoiding Dancing with the Stars because of the travesty that happened over the summer with J. Peterman losing. But, my friend was telling me how Master P looks like Frankenstein, so I had to see it. Wow. That man has absolutely no rhthym. Instead of doing the Paso Doble, he just marched in place.
What I can’t figure out is why he hasn’t been voted off yet. Maybe people just like laughing at him, so they keep him on for comic relief. Maybe people feel sorry for him, so he gets the pity vote. Maybe they are scared he will come to their village and they will have to chase him with pitchforks if they vote him off, so they vote to keep him in LA or wherever the show is filmed.
>You are TOO KIND to call it even marching!
>I feel sorry for him and his HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. Ok, maybe not.
>It would be funny to see the people from biggest loser and Flavor of Love on the Dancing show.
>I just hope one of the camera’s flashbulbs doesn’t ignite; he could kill hundreds in his fear-induced rage.