>I found this posting on craigslist:
I’m marrying a man in sac who has neverseen or felt a ghost…If you have a regularly occuring phenomena in your home, please help me out by allowing him to experience what i know from experience to be true. As a bonus he will bless your home and attempt to help your spirits move on as he is a non-denominational christian minister.
Why would you care if your husband has seen or felt a ghost or not? Is it a crucial requirement to marriage that I am not aware of?
>I used to have a ghost in my house. He would flit in and out of the house out of the corner of my eye. Things like towels and socks would disappear, never to be seen again. Milk cartons would suddenly appear on the counter, instead of staying in the refrigerator, where I put them.
…No, wait. That wasn’t a ghost. That was my 20-year old son. Sorta the same thing, when you think about it.
I exorcised him by repeating the words known to repel evil spirits: “Get a full-time job and pay rent!”
SFChick, not only am I honored to have you blogroll BOPDemocrat, NOT ONLY are you very attractive in a sort of linear green way, BUT you also posted Tick quotes on your blog on my birthday!
SPOON!
Yeharr
>Maybe she meant to say “felt-up” a ghost. Kind of like a last fling thing….