>I would like to implore the producers of American Idol to ban the following songs from the auditions:
- Fallen by Alicia Keys
- Black Velvet by Alannah Myles
- And I am Telling You by Jennifer Holiday
- Lady Marmalade by LaBelle
- Any song by Celine Dion
- Any song by Mariah Carey
- Any song by Whitney Houston
- Any song by Paula Abdul (it’s just embarrassing)
Have I forgotten any?
I have to say that last night’s episode was a little boring. I guess I’m too used to the format the producers have created for this initial round. There aren’t enough contestants who are borderline. There are too many freaks. For example the whorish Britney Spears wannabe. Simon asks her three times about her unnaturally orange tan and she just doesn’t understand the question. Honey, have you heard about skin cancer?
Other than that nutbar, there just was the usual screamers who thought they were the greatest thing since sliced bread and couldn’t understand the criticism they received. Where is the crazy girl who thought Mark McGrath was hot because the voices in her head told her so? And Simon, if you tell one more chick to lose weight I’m going to clock you. Start saying that to guys, too or shut your yap about it.
Can we also have a little less Seacrest time? I don’t care about all the people standing out in the rain to get in. I don’t want to see Seacrest interact with the locals. I don’t need a recap of the last four seasons. If you haven’t gotten the gist of the show by now, you are too stupid to be a functioning part of society.