>Last night, the local CBS affiliate did a news story on Holy Drinking Water. It’s bottled water with a blessing. So next time you are feeling your faith slip, just head on over to Rinaldi’s Market in Linden and buy a bottle of belief.
I do enjoy the warning on the bottle: Warning to sinners: If you are a sinner or evil in nature, this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting, bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color, and oral irritations.
What in the hell are oral irritations? Canker sores are now a sign of sin? I thought they were just an allergic reaction to pineapple.