>Eavesdropping

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>I’m too fat to sit upright.

Depression is watching reruns of Mama’s Family.

If you make me hate one of my favorite songs, then you can’t sing.

I’m so poor; I have to buy cheese on sale.

It’s his sad cry for an assistant, “I’m a man someone send me help!”

I had lunch at Panda Express and found a boiled weevil that had burrowed into my rice. That was two days ago and I still haven’t gotten my appetite back.

About Amy Ruiz Fritz

Wine drinker, LEGO minifigure enjoyer, movie watcher, furniture re-arranger, Nook reader, traveler, online shopper, aphorism collector, cheese lover, humor blogger?

3 thoughts on “>Eavesdropping

  1. tsduff

    >When I was a child, I remember pouring a whole bowl of granola,and after drowning it in fresh cream, polished off more than half of it. Then I noticed the weevils… swiming in the cream. I barely made it to the sink…

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  2. SFChick74

    >Oh my God, I’m going to throw up after reading that. I REALLY hate bugs of any kind.

    And no, I don’t have my appetite back yet.

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