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>I’m done being nice. You’ve been warned.

I’m not necessarily out to be purposely mean to everyone. I just don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks anymore. I’m going to do whatever the hell I want.

I’ve been nice for my entire godforsaken life. What has it gotten me? I get to sleep all by myself. I’ve never celebrated Valentine’s Day. I never have a regular date. I get to come home to an empty house after work. I get to eat almost all of my meals alone.

Not being nice doesn’t mean I will knowingly do anything illegal. I’m not stupid and most of the time those things aren’t worth the hassle.

I’ve also decided that I’m much more entertaining when I’m slightly less nice. Nice people never say anything clever or witty. They only spout platitudes and bore the shit out of everyone else.

As far as I can tell, the bitchier the woman, the more likely she is to have a boyfriend or husband. Well, I’m shifting my bitchiness into high gear.

About Amy Ruiz Fritz

Wine drinker, LEGO minifigure enjoyer, movie watcher, furniture re-arranger, Nook reader, traveler, online shopper, aphorism collector, cheese lover, humor blogger?

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