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- Never let someone take a picture of you that wouldn’t want your Grandmother to see.
- Always use a coaster.
- Making commercials louder does not make me want to buy your product.
- It’s better to have company on a Friday night.
- Wear a belt or don’t complain when people stare at the asscrack you show them.
- Making eye contact is powerful. Use it wisely.
- Reading is fundamental.