>Pearls of Wisdom

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  • Never let someone take a picture of you that wouldn’t want your Grandmother to see.
  • Always use a coaster.
  • Making commercials louder does not make me want to buy your product.
  • It’s better to have company on a Friday night.
  • Wear a belt or don’t complain when people stare at the asscrack you show them.
  • Making eye contact is powerful. Use it wisely.
  • Reading is fundamental.

About Amy Ruiz Fritz

Wine drinker, LEGO minifigure enjoyer, movie watcher, furniture re-arranger, Nook reader, traveler, online shopper, aphorism collector, cheese lover, humor blogger?

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