>What the Hell?

Amy Ruiz Fritz May 6, 2010 2 Comments

>The other day I went into the ladies room and noticed I wasn’t alone. I didn’t hear anything strange coming from the only other occupied stall, just the noises one would expect, so I just went about my business.

Suddenly, I heard a female voice. I thought the chick was talking to me. Turns out, she was on the phone. Of course, I flushed and I could tell from the tone in her voice that she was annoyed by the sound.

Hello? You are in THE RESTROOM. Maybe you should wait until you leave to make a call if you don’t want the sound of a toilet interrupting your conversation. Besides, GROSS.

2 thoughts on “>What the Hell?”

Miss M May 9, 2010 at 11:54 pm

>Yee-uck.

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SFChick74 May 13, 2010 at 9:28 pm

>Totally.

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>What the hell?

Amy Ruiz Fritz October 1, 2009 1 Comment

>If anyone had come to my door about 15 minutes ago, they would have probably started laughing. There I was sitting on my couch with a bottle of Windex clasped between my hands staring at the TV.

The Windex wasn’t out from it’s cupboard because I needed to clean some glass surfaces without streaking. I use it as bug spray. That’s right, bug spray. I had been sitting on the couch when a very strong buzzing grew in my ear. After 10 minutes of searching the air for a minute flying object, I glanced at the windowsill next to the couch and saw what might have been the offending insect. Needless to say, I drowned it in ammonia based cleaner.

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Musicbreath October 3, 2009 at 6:43 pm

>Well at least it died a "clean" death. Ha!

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>What the hell?

Amy Ruiz Fritz July 31, 2008 2 Comments

>This afternoon I was listening to KWOD 106.5 and I heard this really strange commercial. Now, I only heard a part of it, but it was something about getting tattoos for your unborn children like in utero. They said something about a tramp stamp sticking out of the back of the kid’s diapers. There was something about the unmarked white van bringing the tattooing to your house or trailer.

All I could think of was that it had to be a joke or something from the Onion, but there was nothing to indicate that it wasn’t serious. Maybe some kind of disclaimer came on before the commercial started and I missed it.

Anything is possible, but I really hope that commercial was a joke.

2 thoughts on “>What the hell?”

Odiwan August 2, 2008 at 7:52 pm

>there is a country station here in memphis that ran a fake tattoo commercial for kids. “And remember kids, we don’t require a permission slip to get the tattoo of your dreams”…

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bananas August 26, 2008 at 6:12 pm

>The baby commercial that you heard was Andy Sims ripping off a commercial for a tattoo add on the station for SIDEWAYS TATTOO in Sacramento. The original commercial is great.

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