>Why are you leaving an open, half-full packet of Splenda in the breakroom? Wait, you are leaving the open packet mixed in with the other new packets. Are you trying to get me to spray sugar substitute all over the office? Well, it worked!
Even if I was interested in only using a partial packet, I don’t want to share it with some random. Here’s what a sensible person does: They use half the packet and save it AT THEIR DESK. You are probably the same lazy slob who can’t be bothered to put their dirty mugs in the dishwasher. Seriously, it’s a whole foot from the sink to the dishwasher. I mean God forbid you should have to bend over and place said mug inside. That might take an extra second or two.