>For the past two days, the phones have been down at my office. When they do work, I find myself getting everyone’s phone calls. Lucky me. I am now getting the calls about the toilets overflowing, light bulbs being out, or A/C not working. I’m definitely going to need a drink come 5:00 pm.

Speaking of A/C…I saw on the news that a man and his roommate died because they refused to turn on their A/C. Seems like they died because they were stubborn.