>Actually, it sucks to be Sara Evan’s husband. Did you see the laundry list of reasons why she’s divorcing this guy?
According to the petition filed in Williamson County, Tennessee, Schelske was keeping a stash of porn on his computer, including at least 100 pictures depicting him fully nude and several showing him engaged in sex with other women.
Ok, keeping porn and naked pictures of yourself is not an issue for me. But, having photos of yourself cheating on your wife is just plain dumb. Does anyone know if Tennessee is a community property state?
“On his computers husband maintains ‘Craigs Lists’,” documents state. “Many of them involve requests for three party and anal sex. Husband’s ‘Craigs Lists’ are composed of personal ads on his personal sex engine involving him and prospective sex partners.”
This, despite another of Evans’ complaints that her husband railed about allowing a stylist from Dancing with the Stars into their home, referring to the man as a “sodomite” and screaming that it wasn’t appropriate to have their children around him.
To butcher Shakespeare: The husband doth protest too much, methinks.
Here’s another shocker: He’s a Republican. What the hell is a personal sex engine? Where can I get one of those?
She should have stayed on the show. I’ll bet she would have won.
>Oh shit!
>It shouldn’t shock you that he’s a Republican. Sex is the only legal outlet they have.
>Yeah, that was a lame stab at sarcasm. Seems to me that some Republicans tend to be into the freaky deaky sex while publicly they act all prudish.