I was trying to wake up this morning when I heard a sound that reminded me of a wine glass being placed on a wooden table. Shaking a few more cobwebs out of my brain, I realized that the sound I heard was actually the cat puking outside my bedroom door.
Sighing with disgust, I turned on the news and they were talking about the citrus crops being ruined by the freeze. Why do orange trees always have those giant icicles hanging off of them? Can’t the farmers alter the watering times to avoid that stuff?