>As a goof, I put up a personal ad on some plebian website my friend Diane found. I have 40 guys interested in me, all of which I wouldn’t even consider meeting for drinks. One guy is 3 years younger than my PARENTS and looks like Dr. Phil. The oldest guy I would be willing to date would be 43. After that, they start getting old enough to be my dad and that’s just weird. I also have a transvestite interested in me. Uh, no thanks, I like real men, not ones who are not confused about their gender identity.