>Various men who’ve declared their interest in my profile:
- 50 year old man with an eye patch and teenage daughter.
- 33 year old man who obviously scanned an Abercrombie & Fitch ad to use as his own photo. I could see the jagged edge from the tear out of the magazine.
- 34 year old man living in Ghana. Isn’t that the country stricken by the ebola virus? Internal bleeding is such a turn on.
- 26 year old man with a Bachelor’s Degree, poor grammar, and dresses like a member of a Mexican gang.