>Various men who’ve declared their interest in my profile:
- 50 year old man with an eye patch and teenage daughter.
- 33 year old man who obviously scanned an Abercrombie & Fitch ad to use as his own photo. I could see the jagged edge from the tear out of the magazine.
- 34 year old man living in Ghana. Isn’t that the country stricken by the ebola virus? Internal bleeding is such a turn on.
- 26 year old man with a Bachelor’s Degree, poor grammar, and dresses like a member of a Mexican gang.
>But still no men of the cloth, eh? Well, perhaps you’re not meant to “come” to Jesus.
Yeharr
>I see hell fire and darkness for balloon pirate!
>OK, you’re the last woman on earth along with these 4 men. It’s your duty to repopulate the human race. Which one(s) would you copulate with? [my vote is totally for Eyepatch]
>Dating sucks. I know. I’m in that situation too.
>The human race would die out.
Although I’d probably take the Mexican gang member looking guy. He’s probably just a poor dresser. He’s the youngest and will most likely be around the longest to help raise the young.
Apparently, I’m a freak magnet.
>This is so weird. Reminds me of a date I had once. Strangely enough it was in Ghana. I wore an eye patch and brought along a girl to pose as my teenage daughter. I filled my wallet with torn-out Abercrombie and Fitch ads which always serve to help my self-confidence. When I saw my date I walked up to her and said “Are you to here with to see me?” She didn’t seem to understand what I was trying to say so I said “Listen, I have a B.A. in Economics”. Again, she seemed confused so me and Jose just went back to the Barrio. Screw her, essay.