>I wonder if I could make any money if I sold welcome mats with the following text:
*No Soliciting
*Thanks for stealing my newspaper, jerk
*I don't answer my door
*Go away, psycho
*You stink
*The door is locked for a reason
*That garden gnome likes you
*Just shut up
>We have one that has two dragon flies on it with the words. “Buzz Off”