>My one and only resolution is to get a new job that pays more money. I’m sick of pinching and scraping to get by. I need to find a new career. Finding love is too difficult, especially when you think most people you meet are either thieves or serial killers.

Paths I might take:

• Insurance Underwriter – Remember one of my goals is to bring down the insurance industry. I might try from the inside!
• Pharmacist – The money seems good and it sounds better than my current job.
• Computer Support Specialist – also known as the Geek Squad.
• Desktop Publisher – Who knew this was an actual job?
• Top Executive – It pays to aim high.