>Last night I went to a River Cats game. It was pretty exciting. Two bats flew into the stands. One guy had a heart attack and one of the pitchers was almost beaned in the face from a line drive. Lucky for him his glove stopped it.
I also noticed that most pitchers throw the ball faster than I drive my car. My car would probably break apart if I pushed it up to 90 mph.
Oh yeah, and I’m pretty sure I saw the first baseman’s profile on match.com a couple months ago.
>They should be named the River Rats. Much catchier.
>ewww, I love me some baseball players in uniform. YUMMY!