>Most of my friends and relatives are married with kids (or under age) so they don’t leave their houses much. Since I’m a scaredy cat, I don’t leave my house at night without a companion. This really has put a damper on my social life since I moved away from my single friends. My social life wasn’t all that exciting, but now it’s non-existent.
I’m really bummed because one of my favorite bands (the Atomic Punks) is going to be playing up in Folsom tonight and I won’t be there because no one will go with me.
>Show a little more cleavage. You won’t be single for long!
>Oh, cry me a river. Who wants to go to Folsom anyway?
>Hey, I’d drive to Folsom for the Punks.
I always forget about the cleavage thing. Might have to try that again.
>That’s all there IS in Folsom… punks.