>I know it’s wrong, but here’s a medical “problem” I wish I had…
Chaffee, who has a 26-inch waist, had several health problems as a newborn. One of them, pyloric stenosis, prevents food from emptying out of the stomach. The condition and ulcers he developed in his esophagus reduced his ability to gain weight.
Since turning 18 his goal has been to go over 100 pounds. He achieved that on a diet that included 5,000 calories a day in protein shakes.
Dude, it’s called Burger King, Krispy Kreme, and Baskin Robbins. Eat that stuff all the time and a have a Cinnabon for breakfast. I bet that will put him up over the 100 pound mark permanently.
>Poor guy! Eat a Frosty!