>But, I’m pretty sure I heard that there was a dead bear in the middle of the freeway this morning. Yeah, I think it was somewhere in Woodland or Davis along 113 or maybe it was I-5. Who knew there were bears running around the valley? I thought they were just up in the mountains.
>Your fanciful story is quite entertaining. I expect you to soon write about the football playing unicorn or the talking fish with reading glasses. I would bet that is was just a drunk carnie dressed in a bear suit who got run over or the husk of a real bear that had its organs harvested for fertility treatments.
>Yikes. We have deer all over the place, but no bears. That’s scary.
>I had to help move a bear from the middle of the road, once. The same night, I hit two deer at the same time. That sucked.