>I’ve seen a variant of this list on a chain email I once received. I enjoyed these two:
3. Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. “That’s a good point, Sparky.” “No I’m sorry I’m going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi.”
4. Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them what you’re doing. For example “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.”
I can’t tell you how many times I get cc’d on a freaking email that I have no interest in receiving. People are just too lazy to figure out who really needs to get the memo. Although it is pretty funny when people don’t realize that they have cc’d everyone and say things like “Joe is a jerk. I can’t believe he got us into this mess.” when Joe is on the CC list.