>Does no one send Christmas cards anymore or is it just me? I’ve gotten a total of 3 cards so far. One from my grandmother and two from people I used to work with. I sent out 30 cards and only get a ten percent return. Maybe the mailman is holding my letters hostage…it’s more likely everyone is lazy and “not sending them out this year”. My sister uses that excuse every year. I don’t think I’ve gotten a Christmas card from her in 5 years.
All I know is that next year, I only have to send out 3. Everyone else can go suck a candy cane!
>And make sure its one of those gross cherry candy canes.
>Cherry candy canes rock!
If you do only send out three cards next year, you’ll be sure to get 30, because everyone you sent cards to this year will feel guilty about NOT sending you a card, and they’ll all mail them out to you.
Of course, if you DO mail out 30 cards again next year, you’ll be sure to only get three.
This is one of the lesser-known miracles of Christmas.
>You know, I never really kept track of how many Christmas cards I received until this year. I wasn’t aware of the inverse ratio phenomenon.
I might recant and give people a break this year since I did move and some people might not have my new address. But, after next year, all bets are off!
I agree – Cherry candy canes are gross. I like the old fashioned peppermint.