>Pardon me for not being P.C. for a moment, but I have a familial connection to the events surrounding Christopher Columbus. Family lore has us related to the guy who crashed the Santa Maria. Whether it’s true or not, I’ll never know. But I do know that I’m not the world’s best driver! (rimshot!)
Please try to refrain from any conquistador slurs. We’ll return you to your regular sarcasm-laden programming shortly.