>If I hear one more woman say, “I couldn’t sleep last night because my husband was out of town,” I’m going to freaking scream. Suck it up and be a goddamn woman. It’s one goddamn night. You’re talking to a woman who LIVES alone. I have no sympathy for you.
Reality Check: Women, if you were out of town, I promise you your husband would not have any trouble sleeping. He wouldn’t think twice about your absence, unless he was stuck taking care of the kids by himself.