>For Me to Poop On!

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>You know it’s going to be an interesting day when you read a story from the AP with the term “turd burglar” in it.

I think the universe might be trying to tell you something when you steal a bag that has poop in it. Then in an attempt to intimidate and get money, you shoot the dog, but your gun doesn’t go off. Maybe the guy just needs a few classes in common sense. What do you think a person walking a dog is carrying in a bag? Golden eggs?

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  1. Sonic Reducer

    >Criminals as a rule seem to be very stupid. I always think that a smart person could actually be quite successful as a criminal. Planning and execution see to be key, it’s this off the cuff shit-stealing that always ends up bad.

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