Item: Demi Moore says kids with Kutcher a possibility – Don’t you have 3 kids already? Are the movie roles really drying up so quickly that you have to say crazy things just to get your name in the paper?
Item: Spears falls asleep in Vegas nightclub – Passed out is more likely.
Item: “How I Spent Xmas,” by Ben & Jen, Brangelina and Kid Rock – Working backwards: Drunk, In some Third World Country and Who Cares?
Item: Seacrest hopes to kiss Aguilera on TV – Remember when Britney was less trashy than Christina?