>CIA sources speaking on condition of anonymity described six techniques: “Attention Grab, Attention Slap, Belly Slap, Long Time Standing, Cold Cell, Water Boarding.”
Where the hell did they get these “techniques”? From Alpha Beta fraternity? I mean Belly Slap?!? This is getting out of hand. No pun in tended.
>Duuuuuuuude we’re going to make your life HELL during rush week but then you’ll be a brother. A brother.
>They forgot about the atomic wedgie and drawing penises on a guys face with a sharpie when they pass out.
>What’s really sad, is that they probably will do that next, if they aren’t already.
>Thank you sir! May I have another!
>Dean Wormer is going to put them on double secret probation.