>Liz Taylor – You’re 74 years old. Who cares about your reason for getting dressed? Who cares if you like to eat? Why are you even in the news? Wait, I forgot. You’re cuckoo! I’m sorry. That was “horribly critical” of me. I guess sane people get married 8 times.
Anne Coulter – Speaking of crazy people I’m sick of hearing about. Anne the Scary is certifiable, so it’s possible that she’ll do anything to get more crazy in the world. I wouldn’t put it past her to plagiarize.