>Cat toys

>My mom bought my cat a Christmasy toy. It was this fluffy little white bear in a red hat on the end of a long red string. You are supposed to tie the string to a door or something so the cat can play with it alone. I didn’t have time to tie it up, so I put it on top of this scratching post thing that the cat never gets on top of. I wake up the next morning and find the bear on the ground without the string. I couldn’t find the long string anywhere.

A couple of hours later, the cat jumps off the couch, starts with that special “I’m going to puke” meow, dives under the Christmas tree and coughs up the string from the cat toy. There was the whole red string tied up in a knot, swimming in cat puke.

I think my cat thinks she’s a goat.