>By Sunday, I might be bald.

>I'm on a mini vacation in the Portland, OR area with my parents. While it's nice to escape the 100 degree weather, being trapped in the car with my parents all day is not exactly relaxing. They can't ever understand what the other is saying and guess who ends up playing interpreter?

I did get to see Mt. St. Helens, Mt. Hood and some unimpressive falls.

Oh yeah, while we were having drinks at the Timberline lodge on Mt. Hood, I saw the female version of Quasimodo. I'm about 80% sure she was there with her boyfriend or maybe her fiancée. Did I mention I was there with my parents?

Yes, my self esteem couldn't be better!

4 thoughts on “>By Sunday, I might be bald.

  1. uneasy rhetoric

    >by “unimpressive falls” I’m guessing you mean the hopelessly touristed Multnomah Falls. Probably would have been more impressive if you hadn’t been with your parents. Of course, I don’t think they’ve had as much rain there as usual so the falls might have been weak.

    Play in the city, don’t bother with long drives. It’s a great place.

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  2. Mandeep

    >Hello, my dear. Don’t feel so bad. I have wondered the same thing about many “ugly” women I see about town with hot boyfriends. How come they can get a man and I can’t? I have come to the conclusion that it is because I am so fucking hot that men are intimidated by me. I think that is the case for you too. How else can it be explained that a hot woman like myself does not have a man and my ugly friends do? I hope you come home soon and with your pretty hair.

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  3. SFChick74

    >Yes, it was Multnomah Falls. To be fair, the first time I saw the falls in Yosemite, I wasn’t impressed either as they were a mere trickle due to a drought.

    And yes, my hair is intact. In fact, I got it cut today.

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