>Because I’m sure everyone on the Internet cares, I’m here to tell you that I’m feeling ill. I don’t usually get colds or the flu, but when I do, I always seem to get them in February. Maybe it has something to do with the Super Bowl or Valentine’s Day. Or maybe it’s because some people don’t know when to stay the hell home with a sore throat and stuffy nose or disinfect their hands after they sneeze.
When I’m sick, I tend to put Tabasco sauce on almost everything, mostly because I can’t taste anything else and it’s the only thing that unclogs the mucus in my nasal passages, albeit briefly.
There’s nothing more gratifying than being able to breathe freely again.