>You know those cigarette butts you just flick away? They are GARBAGE! I don’t appreciate finding your refuse on my patio! Now I know why my plants are dying!
I already have to put up with your sorry excuse for a dog barking incessantly for an hour. Now you dare to litter?!? I hope you like the present I left on your welcome mat. I thought you might like to have your garbage back so you can dispose of it properly.