>…the end of the world is nigh. Last night the words, “And now a song by Badlands…” came out of Ryan Seacrest’s mouth. Hell Fucking Oh?!? Badlands on American Idol? As Maria said, “Somebody call Jake E. Lee!”
What’s even more amazing, people actually liked that song. Maybe I dreamt it. No, I’m pretty sure I dreamt about shoes last night.