>Holding is for chumps.

>Why would anyone want to hold? Just take the voicemail I offered you. You’re not family nor a friend, so get over yourself. Plus, if you’d have been just a smidge nicer to me, I would have considered sliding a note under Walter’s nose. But since you’re an asshole and I told you that Walter would be on the phone for at least another 10 minutes, you get to waste away in Muzak land.

It’s not like I’ve got nothing else to do, but sit here by the phone waiting to transfer you to Walt. Believe it or not, I have actual work to do. Get out of 1988 and start using email.

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