>”I’d be angry too if I had to drive a mini-van.”
“Which eye is his good eye?”
“Who authorized this high-end brand of Kleenex?”
“He’s the folded-hanky-in-the-pocket type.”
“I’ve been asked alot of stupid questions this week and it’s only Tuesday.”
“Do we know how he fell of the roof?”
“Why is Jane depressed?” Answer: “She’s pregnant and sober.”
“Getting stood up would actually be an improvement on my love life.”
“Have you noticed that most people who work at non-profits are unattractive?”
“Could you whine just a little more? I’ve got your Pampers outside.”
>I think the bit about non-profits is true.
Those are great lines.
>I’d be angry if I had to drive a mini-van. I always thought there was some sort of lobotomy involved after the purchase of one of those. Mini-van drivers, (both men AND women I like to point out to my husband) seem to have lost their ability to drive properly!
>Indy: Thanks…I tend to write down alot of things I hear friends and family say.
Yankee: I agree, why any woman would WANT to drive a minivan is beyond me.