Apparently, I’ve entered the snotty, stuffed up sinus phase of my illness. Last night, I encountered the lovely sinus pressure and felt like my right ear was going to explode. So of course, I tried to “pop” it. I’m guessing I was trying to change the pressure in my head…either way, it was a bad, bad idea.
Remember the great red spot on Jupiter?
Well it’s ON MY EYE!
Please pardon the unkempt eyebrow. I honestly didn’t realize they were that bad until I was looking at these photos. Hopefully, you can’t see the smeared mascara just below my eye. It was barely 5:45 in the morning when I noticed this horrible contusion. Wait, that’s a bruise…maybe it’s an explosion. Either way, it doesn’t hurt, but it scares the crap out of me.
Oh, I’m sorry…it’s a HEMORRHAGE. That makes me feel so much better, Mayo Clinc. Basically, there’s nothing I can do until the blood absorbs back into my eye. Pardon me while I barf. I get to walk around with this for two weeks?
Do you see any change? It’s been over 12 hours now. There has to be some improvement…at least to my eyebrow.