>A few weeks ago, I got a dreaded notice in the mail. Of course, I didn’t really think about it because much like my love life, I’ve been laboring under the delusion that things would be going my way.
Oh, how wrong I was. Tomorrow, I have to report for jury duty.
Aside from my usual dislike of mingling with the teeming masses, my germaphobia will be tested as I’m convinced there will be a few carriers of Swine Flu in the maddening crowds.
Hmmm…maybe if I show up wearing a surgical mask and plastic gloves they will dismiss me! My luck I’ll be elected foreman.