>”Why does everyone who goes into Chuck E Cheese dress like Lil’ Wayne?”
“What about french toast?” “No, I said that’s a cute trench coat.”
“To me Neil Patrick Harris is no more gay than Jason Bateman.”
“Normal people don’t answer the door in their underwear…unless it’s the Mormons ringing the bell.”
“I think my neighbor stole my dry cleaning.”
“Is that DSW store like Fabulous Footwear?” “You mean Famous Footwear?”