>Today, I’m thankful for all those random catalogs that arrive in the mail during the holiday season. They started showing up last week and provide me hours of entertainment on a rainy day.
The usual suspects came in the first wave, Crate & Barrel, Pottery Barn, Land’s End, and Williams Sonoma. Good for dreaming about the day that I actually can afford a $50 pizza stone or even have a reason to own a pizza stone.
This week, the mail brought for a more interesting batch. I was perusing the Solutions Catalog which seems to be a higher end Lillian Vernon catalog lately. There I found this lovely item. It’s called “Subtle Butt.”
Basically, they are these pads you stick in your underwear that have an activated carbon layer that neutralizes gas. I like to call them Fart Filters. If this isn’t the best present for the office’s Secret Santa gift exchange, then I don’t know what is.
>I saw those on a Dr. Oz I accidentally watched this past summer.
Great stocking stuffer for your favourite flatulent man!
~"Frank"
>My husband will be so disappointed that someone came up with his "million dollar idea"! ha ha–he literally described them "like a dryer sheet, but in your pants". 🙂
>Hilarious! Now they just need to come up with something to mask the sound.