>Today, I’m thankful for all those random catalogs that arrive in the mail during the holiday season. They started showing up last week and provide me hours of entertainment on a rainy day.
The usual suspects came in the first wave, Crate & Barrel, Pottery Barn, Land’s End, and Williams Sonoma. Good for dreaming about the day that I actually can afford a $50 pizza stone or even have a reason to own a pizza stone.
This week, the mail brought for a more interesting batch. I was perusing the Solutions Catalog which seems to be a higher end Lillian Vernon catalog lately. There I found this lovely item. It’s called “Subtle Butt.”
Basically, they are these pads you stick in your underwear that have an activated carbon layer that neutralizes gas. I like to call them Fart Filters. If this isn’t the best present for the office’s Secret Santa gift exchange, then I don’t know what is.