>Silent But Not So Deadly

>Today, I’m thankful for all those random catalogs that arrive in the mail during the holiday season.  They started showing up last week and provide me hours of entertainment on a rainy day.

The usual suspects came in the first wave, Crate & Barrel, Pottery Barn, Land’s End, and Williams Sonoma.  Good for dreaming about the day that I actually can afford a $50 pizza stone or even have a reason to own a pizza stone.

This week, the mail brought for a more interesting batch.  I was perusing the Solutions Catalog which seems to be a higher end Lillian Vernon catalog lately.  There I found this lovely item.  It’s called “Subtle Butt.”

Basically, they are these pads you stick in your underwear that have an activated carbon layer that neutralizes gas.  I like to call them Fart Filters. If this isn’t the best present for the office’s Secret Santa gift exchange, then I don’t know what is.

3 thoughts on “>Silent But Not So Deadly

  1. "Frank"

    >I saw those on a Dr. Oz I accidentally watched this past summer.

    Great stocking stuffer for your favourite flatulent man!

    ~"Frank"

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  2. undercover caterer

    >My husband will be so disappointed that someone came up with his "million dollar idea"! ha ha–he literally described them "like a dryer sheet, but in your pants". 🙂

    Reply

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