>It’s a miracle I haven’t thrown up yet.

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FUCKING A! Do you see that thing on the tissue paper?!? LOOK AT IT!

IT
WAS
IN
MY EAR!

That’s right.

It was in MY GOD DAMN EAR!

Click on the picture below to get a better glimpse of what was burrowing in my EAR!

WHAT IN THE HELL!?!

ACK! ACK! ACK!

Can’t I just coal in my stocking instead?!? FUCKING A!

ACK! ACK!

I was just laying in bed watching Groundhog Day when my ear itched. I stuck my pinky finger in for a scratch and pulled out A BUG!

After rinsing out my ear with an alcohol soaked Q-Tip or 5, I doused my bedroom in Lysol and threw away my pillow.

I’m also considering burning my shirt and possibly chopping off all of my hair. I opted for a ponytail instead.

FUCK! ACK! GACK! I’ve got a psycho case of the willies now.

About Amy Ruiz Fritz

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4 thoughts on “>It’s a miracle I haven’t thrown up yet.

  1. SFChick74

    >I’ve seen those bugs clinging to walls and ceilings. I think one was positioned above my bed and just landed in my ear. Ugh! I can’t talk about it without getting freaked out.

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