FUCKING A! Do you see that thing on the tissue paper?!? LOOK AT IT!
It was in MY GOD DAMN EAR!
Click on the picture below to get a better glimpse of what was burrowing in my EAR!
ACK! ACK! ACK!
Can’t I just coal in my stocking instead?!? FUCKING A!
I was just laying in bed watching Groundhog Day when my ear itched. I stuck my pinky finger in for a scratch and pulled out A BUG!
After rinsing out my ear with an alcohol soaked Q-Tip or 5, I doused my bedroom in Lysol and threw away my pillow.
I’m also considering burning my shirt and possibly chopping off all of my hair. I opted for a ponytail instead.
FUCK! ACK! GACK! I’ve got a psycho case of the willies now.
>It’s like a freaking nightmare. Part of me wonders if I’m rotting like a corpse!
>I’ve seen those bugs clinging to walls and ceilings. I think one was positioned above my bed and just landed in my ear. Ugh! I can’t talk about it without getting freaked out.