>Today I was thinking about what to say when someone on the phone asked me, “What are you up to?”
Instead of being honest and saying “Nothing,” I want to say something under the guise of being interesting:
Crocheting a pair of mittens for the President
Learning to speak Swahili
Contacting the spirit world
Building an android
Counting angels dancing on the head of a pin
Casting a bell
Writing an epic poem
Hiding from an outbreak monkey
Wassailing