>As I was taking my garbage cans in the other day, I noticed something odd hanging on my fence. It was this weird honeycomb looking thing stuck to the underside of that board running along the top of the fence. There has to be a name for that board, but I don’t feel like Googling it.

Anyway, clearly some hive has manifested along the breezeway to my backyard. Just thinking about it is giving me the heebie-jeebies. It’s pretty big, about the circumference of a large muffin. I’m no expert, but I think I know where those hornets were coming from last summer.

>I’ve been watching that Three Sheets show on the Fine Living Network. It’s interesting. The episode I saw tonight showed the dude in Chile. He had a hangover and for whatever reason, the locals eat seafood to cure it. He picks up this crusty looking piece of so-called food. Apparently it was a barnacle. I really hope he was kidding. Who in their right mind would eat a barnacle?!? Not to mention when you are nursing a hangover!

The other day I was watching Gordon Ramsay’s F Word. I was only half paying attention to it. They show him at some random British coast picking up a puffin. The next thing I know the puffin is on his plate! Who in the hell eats puffin?!? Aside from sea lions or other creatures living in the ocean I mean…