>Myspace – where fat chicks can be whores too.
Are you retarded or just foreign?
Hawaiian food is just Asian food with SPAM on it.
Suddenly, I’m 30 with nothing, but a cat and a 401k. Where did it all go wrong?
Being poor has been the best diet I’ve been on.
Rich people should always be thin and well dressed. They have enough money to pay someone to drag them to the gym and help them shop for clothes.
Why do all the guys write about how much they love doing things outdoors? I love shopping, but you don’t see me putting that online.