>Bring out the measuring tape!

>Shopping for bras is worse than shopping for bathing suits. I don’t know why, but it just is. Whenever I try on a bra, I feel like the least attractive woman alive. From some time in early high school, I wore a 36 B. Since graduation, I’ve gained some weight (who hasn’t) and was a 38 B. Lately, I’ve noticed that my bras haven’t been fitting as well as they used to, so I decided to remeasure. I went to this website to do the calculations and it told me I didn’t need a bra. Right. Let me walk into the office on Monday sans brassiere and see if anyone notices.

I think I also have been taking my measurements incorrectly. I didn’t know you were supposed to add by 5 for the frame size. No wonder I’ve been crabby.

By the way, some of that website is not safe for work.

About Amy Ruiz Fritz

Wine drinker, LEGO minifigure enjoyer, movie watcher, furniture re-arranger, Nook reader, traveler, online shopper, aphorism collector, cheese lover, humor blogger?

5 thoughts on “>Bring out the measuring tape!

  1. Karla

    >I’m on a personal mission to get every woman in America to put on a bra. Big or small, every boobie needs a hat. I’ve seen enough episodes of Three’s Company to know that.

    Reply
  2. FreedomGirl

    >Go to Macy’s foundation dept. Get a professional fitting. Sure, its awkward and a little embarrassing, but trust me, its worth it. You will feel renewed. .

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

CommentLuv badge