>Please enjoy these entries from the Sheriff’s Log in Calaveras county courtesy of the Calaveras Enterprise: My comments are in green.
Noon, West Point – Person found a handgun while trimming weeds. So that’s where I left it!
5:29 p.m., West Point – Mule in reporting party’s front yard. Will contact Animal Services tomorrow. How many times do you have to come home to a mule in the front yard before you decide that something might be wrong with your mate?
5:59 p.m., Valley Springs – Reporting party never sees anyone, but there are always new tire tracks leading onto and off of their property. That sounds like a Stephen King novel to me.
6:54 p.m., West Point – Someone put up a “for sale” sign in front of property. Property is not for sale. Reporting party is very upset. Wow, talk about high maintenance.
12:52 a.m., Copperopolis – Vehicles vandalized. Subjects vandalizing the vehicles turned out to be the owners. Insurance scam anyone?
4:15 p.m., Valley Springs – People are trying to move in on resident. Huh? Maybe these are the people who put up the “for sale” sign.
9:20 a.m., San Andreas – Male in lobby of Sheriff’s Department is causing a ruckus. Is “ruckus” an official term?
6:45 p.m., Valley Springs – Paint balls in yard. Clean up after your own children. Don’t call the police about it.