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Remember when guys in heavy metal bands would trash hotel rooms, drink Jack Daniels and have random group sex? Now they are judging cake decorating shows. Seriously, Rob Zombie is on a show on the Food Network called Halloween Wars judging cakes…CAKES!

Unless that thing has black tar heroin as a filling and cocaine sprinkled on the frosting, what the hell is going on with that? This is the same guy who remade Texas Chainsaw Massacre, right?

Of course, it all started with the Osbournes. Yes, I know that was years ago, but it was the beginning of the end. Remember when Ozzy Osbourne was bad ass? He would scare the shit out of people biting the heads off small animals. Now there are commercials for minivans with his music. MINIVANS!

Ok, maybe it’s an SUV, but isn’t that the minivan of the new millennium?

I can’t hear Crazy Train without cringing now. Hey, let’s use “Welcome to the Jungle” to sell a timeshare in Costa Rica!

If I ever see Lemmy from Motorhead remodeling a house on HGTV I’m going to have to kick someone’s ass.