The Iggy Pop song really does apply here. This cruise will have hookers and heroin on it, unlike the rock climbing families portrayed in the other commercials.
Here are some highlights of the cruise:
- Motley Cruise Welcome Aboard Party
- Vince Neil LIVE in Concert!
- Pure Platinum Miniature Golf Challenge
- Vince Neil’s Tres Rios Tequila Beach Party
- Hooters Girls Girls Girls Bikini Contest
- Private Vince Vineyards Wine Tasting & Cocktail Party
- One-Of-A-Kind Live Charity Auction
- No-Limit Texas Hold’Em Poker Tournament – $10,000 Grand Prize!(prize money based on full participation, seating is limited)
- Exclusive Motley Cruise Survival Kit
- VIP Motley Cruise Director & Hospitality Desk
The survival kit includes clean needles, condoms, and hand sanitizer gel. No one likes that nasty norovirus.
What’s going to be great are the unsuspecting families and older folks who book the cruise through the Carnival website. Little do they know that Caligula will be at the helm.